• *breastfeeding in public*
  • *random woman looking at me in disgust*
  • Me: oh I'm sorry am I disturbing you by feeding my child?
  • Woman: I just don't see the need for you to expose your breast like that while some of us are trying to eat
  • Me: hmm I have a blanket if you like?
  • Woman: yes that would help
  • Me: here *passes blanket* cover your head with it you ignorant fool. My child is also trying to eat.